Having never seen the show before, last night's two-hour season premiere was a real eye-opener. First, the remarkably capable *bitter defeat* research team developed an ANToMo drinking game. The rules are simple. One must drink upon hearing the following words and phrases: "fierce," "work it," "bitch," and "America's Next Top Model." If you have seen the show, then you can imagine the devastating inebriation that resulted.
In addition, the show introduced Kim, the hottest chick alive. Kim's lesbianism only makes her more alluring. And no, it's not just because she makes out with other ANToMo hopefulls... although that doesn't hurt. Here, see for yourself:
Suffice it to say, ANToMo will remain the management's #1 show until Kim is voted off. Smart money has her leaving in episode three due to basic non-model-ness and being way too cool for the show.
Oh yeah... the LOST season premiere sucked. It was just barely enthralling enough to pierce the thick haze of alcohol. That, frankly, is not difficult. Possible Shark Jumpage.
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